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Today, I wrecked my car and got rushed to the emergency room. While strapped to a gurney, a nurse reached in my back pocket, grabbed my wallet and pulled the velcro keeping my wallet shut. The entire room immediately started laughing as condoms and loose change went flying everywhere. FML

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On 05/04/2012 at 10:34am - misc - by UnderConstruction (man) - Canada (Ontario)

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Don't keep condoms in your wallet. They dry out and crack and you can get someone pregnant by using them.

#1 - On 05/04/2012 at 1:41pm by TwitchingNebula

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They must've been laughing at the size.

#2 - On 05/04/2012 at 1:42pm by NoorFML

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