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Today, I wrecked my car and got rushed to the emergency room. While strapped to a gurney, a nurse reached in my back pocket, grabbed my wallet and pulled the velcro keeping my wallet shut. The entire room immediately started laughing as condoms and loose change went flying everywhere. FML
Don't keep condoms in your wallet. They dry out and crack and you can get someone pregnant by using them.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 5 February 2016