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Today, I was walking home, when I saw a homeless man trying to tear the wallet out of another guy's hand. I can't stand bums, so I smacked him across the jaw. That's when the other one kneed me in the balls and made off with my wallet as well. FML

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On 04/30/2012 at 5:46pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

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Why can't you stand bums?

#1 - On 04/30/2012 at 7:16pm by mufc4everch

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You just.. Hit him? I hope you had tons of personal information in the wallet, along with money. If so, you deserved it.
Also, I hope your balls fall off.

#6 - On 04/30/2012 at 7:18pm by tylersign

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