Today, I was walking home, when I saw a homeless man trying to tear the wallet out of another guy's hand. I can't stand bums, so I smacked him across the jaw. That's when the other one kneed me in the balls and made off with my wallet as well. FML

by Anonymous / 04/30/2012 at 5:46pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous

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  • Why can't you stand bums?

    #1 - On 04/30/2012 at 7:16pm by mufc4everch

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  • You just.. Hit him? I hope you had tons of personal information in the wallet, along with money. If so, you deserved it.
    Also, I hope your balls fall off.

    #6 - On 04/30/2012 at 7:18pm by tylersign

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