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Today, I was so insecure, I got scared of what people might think of my fingers. FML

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On 04/29/2012 at 8:23pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

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This is like a very common anxiety isn't it?

#3 - On 04/30/2012 at 2:19am by ColCyclone

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No one will care about your fingers. They'll be more worried about anything else more noticeable if there is anything that is.

#1 - On 04/30/2012 at 2:19am by onlychildFTW

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