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Today, as I was crossing an intersection, a car ran a red light and almost hit me. This kind of thing happens a lot in my town so I'm used to almost being run-down, except this time it was a small boy on his father's lap steering. The dad was laughing. FML

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On 04/26/2012 at 7:49am - misc - by Diffy - United States (Massachusetts)

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Holy crap that is very dangerous and very illegal. I hope you got his plate number!

#1 - On 04/26/2012 at 9:52am by Cloudberry

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Wow. That father deserves some punches in the balls, just to be sure he doesn't get any more kids.

#7 - On 04/26/2012 at 9:55am by imp4ct

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