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Today, while vacuuming my new apartment, I farted a few times. After my last fart, I turned to find my super-hot neighbor standing at the door. Panicking, I asked in a "I-didn't-just-fart-my-ass" tone, "Oh hi! Been standing there for long?" She replied, "Since your initial rip." FML
didn't just Fart your Ass? where else would you Fart from?
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 7 March 2014