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Today, I went to a blood drive. The nurse taking my blood mentioned that she'd been called in on her day off, and she swore she wasn't drunk. I didn't know what to do, so I just smiled and blinked back tears as she savaged the vein in my arm. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15934) - you deserved it (1862)

On 04/14/2012 at 12:24pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

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Step 1. Take syringe out of her hand.
Step 2. Ask if she'd like to donate blood.
Step 3. Regardless of what her answer is, go looking for HER vein.

Have fun! And don't blame me for any consequences of your actions!

#12 - On 04/14/2012 at 8:53pm by mk58

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Wow. She could have not come in! Is she wearing gloves at least? Who knows what other mistakes she's making! RUN for your life!!!

#2 - On 04/14/2012 at 8:38pm by mhopper

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