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Today, I woke up to a note from my parents saying we need to talk. Assuming it was about the weed I'd left on my dresser, I quickly confessed. Turns out my dog died. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9739) - you deserved it (33205)

On 04/12/2012 at 9:02pm - misc - by marymark - United States (New Jersey)

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Sooooooooooo how long are you grounded for?

#1 - On 04/13/2012 at 2:41am by K_kanaka

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why would you leave your weed out in the first place !

#2 - On 04/13/2012 at 2:43am by breeY0

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