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Today, my wife sent me to the store to pick stuff up so we could make BLTs. I got the bacon, but couldn't remember what else went into them, so I bought an avocado and napkins. When I got back home, my wife very slowly and sarcastically explained what BLT stands for. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6905) - you deserved it (46961)

On 04/07/2012 at 3:40pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

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Common sense isn't so common nowadays

#1 - On 04/07/2012 at 7:59pm by dontfmlplzzz

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dude what did you think it meant

#2 - On 04/07/2012 at 8:00pm by loller27

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