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Today, in the midst of sleep, my boyfriend hurled my cellphone across the room and into the wall because he couldn't be bothered to pick up or hang up an incoming call. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13316) - you deserved it (2060)

On 04/02/2012 at 3:42pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

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"Who was it?"
"Dunno. Phone's broken"

#1 - On 04/02/2012 at 6:26pm by Redoxx

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I hope you have a nokia

#3 - On 04/02/2012 at 6:26pm by sillydumpling

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