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Today, my dad came home drunk at four in the morning. He walked into my room, screaming at me to wake up so he can kill zombies. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20752) - you deserved it (2112)

On 04/02/2012 at 9:37am - misc - by Deadman (man) - United States

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Hey, being woken up at four is better than being mauled by the undead/infected.

#1 - On 04/02/2012 at 12:49pm by FaithSkirata

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Is it me or do I smell a game of COD Nazi zombies?

#2 - On 04/02/2012 at 12:50pm by jonn090

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