By Anonymous - 01/04/2012 13:53 - Australia - Perth

Today, I offered an elderly man my seat on the train. He thanked me by winking and offering me a seat on his lap. FML
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MrBoredGuy 1

Creepers gonna creep

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DocBastard 38

That was very sweet of you. It's good to know some people still respect their elders. Now if only there were a way to tell which elders actually DESERVE that respect...

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MrBoredGuy 1

Creepers gonna creep

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Cad6 24

OP, you should've pointed to your handbag, and then smacked him with it. Creepers deserve to get smacked.

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stopsignman 0

fine then, if you wanna stand go ahead, I'll take that seat

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blackheart24 10

Old people rock cuz they don't give a shit. They totally troll on purpose.

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Marcella1016 31

Anyone else wondering if OP is male or female?

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The_Creeper_fml 8

MBG, I feel like I should take offense. And I definitely take offense to Cad.

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Haiana04 3

I think you should kindly let him know you have mace, Then pat him twice on his knee with a smile. =:)

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ch3s 4

Thatsssss a nice lap you got there... It would be a sssshame if sssomething were to happen to it...

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chrisbarbie 5

Those are my favorite kind of old men... Creepers.

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skullofdarkness 18

Hey, if you're gonna creep, do it with style- better than standing up behind her and rubbing on her... Still creepy though.

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linkinpark98 23

This is where you walk away.... Walk slowly away.

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KiddNYC1O 20

Slowly would add to the creepiness.

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g_ayvel 11

Old people need loving too...

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Roley4498 14

You slept with any old people lately ? thought not lol only jokin :)

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g_ayvel 11

I was kinda joking lol he sounds really creepy for doing that

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Roley4498 14

Aww I know , never for a second did i believe that you would lol

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MargieDrury 1

"Wanna cookie?" says the old man.

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Krirn 21

You know that translates to "Want to cookie?", right?

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MargieDrury 1

Cool story, bro.

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Amarve 4

6 ~ You sound like one of those annoying people who say "Cool story, bro." every time they're wrong.

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sensoon15 7

Take the offer! You don't want to be standing, do you?

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C94_ 0

I agree. He could've been Santa. And since OP didn't sit he might be getting coal this year

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DocBastard 38

That was very sweet of you. It's good to know some people still respect their elders. Now if only there were a way to tell which elders actually DESERVE that respect...

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mzkay7 1

Awe what a nice old man xD lol

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