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Today, my house caught on fire. The firefighters said that it was caused by a lit cigarette on the carpet. I don't smoke, but apparently my 13 year old son does. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25046) - you deserved it (2360)

On 03/29/2012 at 2:29pm - misc - by no one - United States (Texas)

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And so does your house

#3 - On 03/29/2012 at 6:19pm by zombicidal

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I'm a habitual smoker myself. Something about sucking long and hard on phallic objects really steams my clam, you know what I mean? Is that just me?

#1 - On 03/29/2012 at 6:18pm by TheAbdoKiller

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