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Today, my husband thought it would be funny to scare me by maniacally zooming in and out of traffic while we were on his motorcycle. His mood turned to anger when I nervously admitted to having voided my bowels. FML

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On 03/26/2012 at 12:15pm - misc - by Shantwozzlah (woman) - United States (Florida)

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What a crazy bf you have... That's not funny at all that's just flat out stupid and dangerous... Fyl op, how unfortunate, just be glad you only voided your bowels instead of being road kill...

#1 - On 03/26/2012 at 9:17pm by olpally

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tell your boyfriend that putting you in a terrifying and extremely dangerous situation is not fucking funny.

#2 - On 03/26/2012 at 9:21pm by G0odgrief

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