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Today, I ordered a graduation cake from a woman at the grocery store. She asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I said "Congratulations Annie". Then she asked me who was ordering and I said "Annie". I had to order my own cake. The woman was silent. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39554) - you deserved it (4489)

On 05/14/2009 at 2:09pm - misc - by Annebelle (woman) - United States (Illinois)

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