UNAGI!

By belieber101 - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, I have been left home alone, the electricity has cut out, and I am petrified of the dark. I am stuck downstairs making karate noises every few minutes to scare off creepers. FML
I agree, your life sucks 26 446
You deserved it 14 102

Comments

That's a nice housssssssssse you've got here

#1, thats what i thought when I read it, until I realized that minecraft creepers can't open doors. But who knows, creepers are scary little *******.

osnapitzaris 0

by creepers, do you mean bugs or creepy men like pedophiles, murderers...ect?

No, OP clearly meant block-ssssshaped green basssssstardssss who really like to ruin your day.

IDontKnow10101 14

creepers may not open doors but they can still spawn in the dark, more likely right next to you

Awes0meperson 10

They can't open doors, but if there are multiple then they'll blow up and make an entrance >:)

Xr70r7 4

"Scare of" works as well. E.g., "To scare the room of creepers."

Never mind the creepers. Endermen are what scare me.

Xly_fml 5

Thatssssssss a nice everything you've got there...

abbyabb 4

Just craft a sword and torches and a bed! Or if you can't put a block in the door way so zombies can't break in.... Good luck and loot in the morning!

abbyabb 4

That's what I thought at first until I reread it again.

Silly 33, mobs can't spawn within 24 blocks of the player. Why do you think we dig our mob traps 24 blocks under the basement?

Narelon 12

I hate to be that one guy, but mobs can only spawn at a minimum of 24 blocks away.

hemdal308 9

I built my most recent house on top of a ravine so I don't have to worry

Kudos if you saw the grammatical error: "of" instead of "off".

Doesn't FML check spelling before posting it?

yeah it's still there hasn't been fixed yet

He hasn't spelt the word wrong just used the wrong word. 'Of' is a correctly spelt word, just not the right one to use in this context. As has been pointed out, the correct word to use is 'Off'. I doubt the spell checker also checks grammar, too.

actually, 78, if you were using Microsoft word, the spell checker does check for grammatical errors :) also, some people just scan fmls (admittedly that's how people misread them) so the mods probably didn't notice cus he/she did just that :)

If the power's out, how did you post this?

He needs to put on some candles and stop acting like a pussy. Plus candles smell good (:

129, you were way too harsh, I hate Beiber too, but still. I thumbed you up cuz you said Radiohead though.

IDontKnow10101 14

karate noises isn't going to cut it, you need a diamond sword

Then dig out with a diamond pickaxe :3

I can swing my sword, sword. My diamond sword, sword. You can not afford, ford, my diamond sword, sword!

Even if you could, could. I have a patent!

might need a bow for long-range attacks so it can't blow up your house. you'll also need to get some better armor

Shadow_Phantom 26

Beleiber... how old are you, 12? FYL, but YDI. Stop being a wuss.

Faintly, OP hears a voice. I know you love me... I know you care...

...You know it's destiny that we belong together... forever.

I agree #6, I voted ydi just cuz his/her name is belieber.

fthislyfe 22

'Cause the bogey man is extremely afraid of a kid playing karate.

Well it's not the boogey man op is trying to keep away. It's creepers.

22cute 17

Go over to a neighbor's house. Play minecraft with them till your family gets home. We live in a society. People help each other, you know.

Somebody's been playing too much Minecraft.

A guy with a my little pony profile picture and a minecraft addict. In my book beither of you have criticizing rights, or lives.

Quick! Help me teach him "giggle at the ghosties!" /)

Either way 143, I was joking, get a sense of humor. Please, saying mean things to random strangers doesn't make anything better...thanks! :D