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Today, I called pizza hut to order a pizza. A voice recording was reading me their specials. The man had a horrible country accent so I began to make fun of it. Then I realized it was an actual person on the line. FML


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On 03/15/2012 at 5:45am - misc - by muzikmaler91 - United States (Georgia)

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hahaha, nice going. hopefully they didn't spit in your pizza or anything...

#1 - On 03/15/2012 at 10:55am by ireply_wlyrics

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"Howdy partner!! Eeeh-ha!! How'd ya like 'em pizzas?!"

#7 - On 03/15/2012 at 10:59am by cookie_3008

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