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Today, my husband sat me down on the couch so he could share some "awesome" news with me. He excitedly declared that he and his idiot drinking buddies are planning on running a real-life Fight Club out of our basement. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23353) - you deserved it (2844)

On 03/09/2012 at 9:05pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

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It ain't legit if he spoke to you about it

#1 - On 03/10/2012 at 12:22am by windfuelsfire

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First rule of fight club: don't talk about fight club.

#3 - On 03/10/2012 at 12:22am by buck33

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