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Today, I faked being sick so I could weasel out of a chemistry test at school. Happy that I pulled it off, I posted my accomplishment on Facebook. I forgot that I'm friends with my parents. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5545) - you deserved it (66258)

On 03/09/2012 at 2:04pm - misc - by KrazyKill - Canada (Ontario)

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*In Red Forman's voice* "DUMBASS" .

#1 - On 03/09/2012 at 8:20pm by Teabubbles

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did they like your status? :P

#3 - On 03/09/2012 at 8:20pm by lolololer

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