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Today, my history teacher confiscated my iPhone. She dropped it on the way back to her desk, and I now have a shattered iPhone screen to fix. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22376) - you deserved it (24243)

On 03/07/2012 at 2:25pm - misc - by sad face - Canada (Ontario)

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Make sure she pays for that

#2 - On 03/07/2012 at 6:13pm by c0c0

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Shouldn't have been playing with it in class

#1 - On 03/07/2012 at 6:13pm by momo1972

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