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Today, I faced down the Godzilla of all spiders. I smashed the goddamned holy shit out of it. Trying to impress my cute new roommate, I scooped up the remains and showed him. It was his pet tarantula. FML
How do u impress someone by showing the smashes remains of a dead spider?
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 27 March 2015