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Today, I went to a Mexican restaurant with my family. I got stuck trying to decide whether I should get the fajitas or the tacos. I ended up getting the tacos because I didn't want the fajitas to come in sizzling, and I didn't want to "make a scene". My social anxiety has hit a new low. FML
Everyone is born with a big entrance. But when you grow up, people tell you to be demure and unassuming. Fuck it! Order the sizzle!! It's worth it. If other people have a problem, that's their fault ;)
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