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Today, I went to a Mexican restaurant with my family. I got stuck trying to decide whether I should get the fajitas or the tacos. I ended up getting the tacos because I didn't want the fajitas to come in sizzling, and I didn't want to "make a scene". My social anxiety has hit a new low. FML

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On 03/03/2012 at 10:09pm - misc - by mexicandelicacy (man) - United States (Missouri)

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Everyone is born with a big entrance. But when you grow up, people tell you to be demure and unassuming. Fuck it! Order the sizzle!! It's worth it. If other people have a problem, that's their fault ;)

#2 - On 03/04/2012 at 3:30am by br0ccoli

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Fajitas are worth the risk.

#23 - On 03/04/2012 at 4:13am by GracesDelirium

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