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Today, I missed an important phone call. It's been so long since someone has called me that I didn't recognize my own ringtone. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22467) - you deserved it (3750)

On 03/01/2012 at 11:37am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - New Zealand

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OP "where's that music coming from? Ugh, so annoying! Why won't it stop? Oh, good it stopped." picks up phone to play FarmVille..."%*^€#!"

#11 - On 03/01/2012 at 1:00pm by micahsmommy

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I just leave my phone on vibrate in my pocket all the time.

I often call my own phone just for, uh, fun.

#17 - On 03/01/2012 at 1:19pm by DocBastard

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