Today, I found out my roommate had mistaken my toothbrush for his dog's. So for the last month he's been using my toothbrush on his dog. The dog's favorite meal? Fresh cat poop. FML
I agree, your life sucks (27932) - you deserved it (2365)
On 02/28/2012 at 1:20pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)
KidJwal's life also sucksToday, I had to explain to a cop that the reason I was speeding was because my girlfriend…
unknown also deserved itToday, I gave my little brother my iPhone so he could play a game. I soon forgot about…
Dirty mouth? Clean it up with Orbit!
#6 - On 02/28/2012 at 4:24pm by bethyc4
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+85 | 17
Dirty mouth? Clean it with, Orbit.
#7 - On 02/28/2012 at 4:24pm by K_kanaka
+79 | 18
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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