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Today, I found out my roommate had mistaken my toothbrush for his dog's. So for the last month he's been using my toothbrush on his dog. The dog's favorite meal? Fresh cat poop. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27932) - you deserved it (2365)

On 02/28/2012 at 1:20pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

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Dirty mouth? Clean it up with Orbit!

#6 - On 02/28/2012 at 4:24pm by bethyc4

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Dirty mouth? Clean it with, Orbit.

#7 - On 02/28/2012 at 4:24pm by K_kanaka

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