Today, I discovered that during fire drills, my school lines everyone up next to some extremely flammable and explosive propane tanks. If we ever have a real fire, we will all die. FML
I agree, your life sucks (28618) - you deserved it (2142)
On 02/25/2012 at 11:18pm - misc - by afraidtoburn (woman) - Canada (Quebec)
baconandkittens's life also sucksToday, I was washing dishes when I picked up a plate and saw a huge spider. Trying to be…
Laviolette also deserved itToday, I was preparing dinner for my in-laws for the first time. Nervous, I accidentally…
Sounds like they planned it all out well then.
#1 - On 02/26/2012 at 3:18am by x_KL_x
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+261 | 7
Smokey Bear is crying right now.
#3 - On 02/26/2012 at 3:19am by ChaosAngel17
+201 | 14
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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