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Today, while on the bus, I watched a homeless man pop a pimple on his arm and eat it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23074) - you deserved it (2097)

On 02/05/2012 at 11:09pm - misc - by dadadoo - United States (New York)

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In this economy, you do what you gotta do for food

#5 - On 02/06/2012 at 2:36am by zoPwNAgEzo

See in context

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...why would you watch? Look away next time bro...

#2 - On 02/06/2012 at 2:35am by flamer980

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