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Today, I was cleaning my apartment because I'm moving. I was being really thorough so I could get as much of the damage deposit back as possible. I noticed I still had one of those 3M plastic hooks on the wall, and when I went to carefully take it off, a large chunk of the wall came with it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35542) - you deserved it (6080)

On 05/13/2009 at 3:13am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

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I agree with number 3, my grandparents own rent property and people leave stuff like that all the time and it's usually not a big deal, the renters usually get their full security deposit back

#9 - On 05/13/2009 at 11:53am by Lurch420

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Sounds like something that would happen to me... that blows... Sorry!

#7 - On 05/13/2009 at 11:45am by shortshan

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