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Today, I was going through airport security. Trying to get things over and done with quickly, I dropped my pants without a second thought. Turns out they just wanted me to remove my shoes and belt. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7879) - you deserved it (30042)

On 01/28/2012 at 6:31pm - misc - by GothicbunnyxC (woman) - Canada (Prince Edward Island)

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A little too eager my friend.

#2 - On 01/28/2012 at 9:01pm by Buttsexpirate

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Psh. Don't lie you just wanted an excuse to pull your pants down in public..

#14 - On 01/28/2012 at 9:06pm by GoW_Chick

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