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Today, my mom told me to clean the house up because she wants to make good impression on the cleaning lady. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22315) - you deserved it (1889)

On 01/28/2012 at 11:19am - misc - by messyvictor - United States (California)

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your mom fails at life.

#1 - On 01/28/2012 at 12:29pm by MelTheGreat

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Why do you have a cleaning lady then???

#3 - On 01/28/2012 at 12:30pm by patzz12

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