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Today, I found out that if a jock calls you a nerd in the street and you retaliate with a witty comeback, be prepared to run. Fast. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25135) - you deserved it (5494)

On 01/25/2012 at 10:36pm - misc - by JMcKay (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

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Stand your ground. Everyone knows a jock can't see you if you don't move.

#2 - On 01/26/2012 at 2:52am by BeaterOfTheDrums

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So you then joined the track team, had brains and bronze, and stole the head cheerleader from him? Like a boss?

#5 - On 01/26/2012 at 2:55am by akallaan

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