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Today, I watched The Omen with my father. Halfway through driving me back home, he stopped the car and made me get out right there in a rough part of town. Fifteen minutes later, he drove up beside me, laughed hysterically at how terrified I was, and told me to get in. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25370) - you deserved it (2327)

On 01/20/2012 at 7:55pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

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I see years of therapy in your future.

#2 - On 01/21/2012 at 12:04am by aeshleyrose

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Tell him in that 15 minutes you were sodomized, forced to smoke crack, shoot up heroin, give a homeless guy a BJ, did 15 jumping jacks, got a pedicure and you're pregnant with the liquor store clerks baby.

#19 - On 01/21/2012 at 12:21am by every1luvsboners

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