Today, I turned on the news to see a live report about an increase in crime in my town. One minute in, my drunk daughter appears behind the news reporter, butt naked, dancing. FML
I agree, your life sucks (31117) - you deserved it (4551)
On 01/18/2012 at 5:30pm - misc - by MakesMeLol (man) - Ireland (Dublin)
terrified 's life also sucksToday, out of habit, I said "See you later" to a creepy old male customer who stared at…
machismo also deserved itToday, in preparation for proposing to my girlfriend, I borrowed one of her rings, so I…
Did you record it to embarrass her on a major birthday event?
#2 - On 01/19/2012 at 2:55am by fmessiah
See in context
+322 | 12
SOPA will censor that for you.
#10 - On 01/19/2012 at 3:02am by NiiTeH
+263 | 7
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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