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Today, in preparation for proposing to my girlfriend, I borrowed one of her rings, so I could discreetly get her ring size. Not only have I now lost the ring, which turns out to be a keepsake of her dead grandmother, I still don't know her ring size. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14804) - you deserved it (38870)

On 01/13/2012 at 1:16pm - misc - by machismo - United States (Ohio)

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"Borrowed discreetly" is a euphemism for "stole."

The ghost of Granny is already haunting you!

#1 - On 01/13/2012 at 6:03pm by perdix

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Really, I don't know why you got so many "YDI".. I don't think you do, unless you were REALLY careless with the ring, you didn't mean to lose it. I think its sweet you tried to go through all the work so it'd be perfect. Best of luck finding grandmas ring.

#5 - On 01/13/2012 at 6:13pm by Roevera

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