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Today, I flew home from college to see my parents. Later I found the expensive painting and hand-made necklace I mailed to my mom for mother's day while taking out the trash. FML


I agree, your life sucks (60820) - you deserved it (3014)

On 05/12/2009 at 4:58pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

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Wow, your mother sounds like a real bitch. That's just terrible.

#3 - On 05/12/2009 at 7:11pm by SoJustFriends

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You have a good reason to not buy her anything ever again now.

#11 - On 05/12/2009 at 7:31pm by Luckster

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