Today, my distraught mom called me, saying my dad had killed himself and to come home right away. After cussing out my math teacher for trying to stop me and rushing back home in a taxi, I ran into the living room, only to find my parents laughing so hard they were practically in tears. FML

by fuckparents / 01/09/2012 at 6:01pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous

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  • Wow FYL... They took the joke too far...

    #2 - On 01/09/2012 at 8:23pm by tw1st3r

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  • what the fuck. what kind of selfish asshole does that to someone? especially someone they love.

    #5 - On 01/09/2012 at 8:24pm by ajourdhui

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