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Today, I was driving at night and saw a small animal run across the road. I slammed on my brakes and got rear-ended. The animal turned out to be a plastic grocery bag. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41457) - you deserved it (11391)

On 03/02/2009 at 7:09pm - misc - by himtopia19 (woman) - United States (Indiana)

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If you come across an animal blocking your path on the road, then just run it over, that is what they tell you to do on your driving test.

Unless it's a horse >.<

#1 - On 03/03/2009 at 3:36am by d347hm4n

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#3- i seriously hope you're kidding. maybe if your mom or significant other died from swerving from a rodent you'd feel differently. my cousin died at 15 because the driver in the car he was in swerved from an animal. have some common sense. there will always be more animals. doesn't work the other way around.

#7 - On 03/03/2009 at 4:26am by MelancholyArtist

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