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Today, I was driving at night and saw a small animal run across the road. I slammed on my brakes and got rear-ended. The animal turned out to be a plastic grocery bag. FML

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On 03/02/2009 at 7:09pm - misc - by himtopia19 (woman) - United States (Indiana)

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If you come across an animal blocking your path on the road, then just run it over, that is what they tell you to do on your driving test.

Unless it's a horse >.<

#1 - On 03/03/2009 at 3:36am by d347hm4n

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If you mistaken a bag for an animal, then you cannot have the attentiveness be a safe driver. No sympathy, and gtfo the road.

#2 - On 03/03/2009 at 3:36am by Guest

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