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Today, not wanting to be known as a lightweight anymore, I started drinking with some guy friends. After one beer I ended up in bed with one of them who kindly put my bra back on for me after, as I was too sloshed. I'm no longer known as lightweight, but instead, the slutty drunk. FML

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On 05/12/2009 at 10:23am - misc - by Permafucked (woman) - United States (South Dakota)

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so is one beer the most you have ever drank? sounds like a date rape drug to me.

#6 - On 05/12/2009 at 5:08pm by zanyone

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I bet the op is one of those people that will act drunk if someone slips them nonalcoholic beer.

#10 - On 05/12/2009 at 5:10pm by poolshark

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