Today, I received my first phone call of the new year. It was the police station informing me that my elderly grandmother has been arrested for indecent exposure. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to pay my grandma a visit. She called the cops because she didn't recognize me and thought I was a robber. FML
Today, I got a phone call letting me know my grandmother was arrested for trying to light my grandpa on fire. She's now in jail, asking for bail money. FML
Today, I spent several hours downtown with my violent grandma, after she was arrested for threatening a guy with a gun. His crime? "Trespassing" by ringing the doorbell and asking if she was interested in donating to charity. FML
Today, being the nice grandchild that I am, I went to visit my grandmother. She didn't recognise who I was. I thought she was joking. She later called the police as, "Some weirdo had walked into her house." I'm that weirdo; she wasn't joking. FML
Today, my grandmother drunk dialed me at midnight to wish me a happy new year. I was already in bed. My grandmother has a better social life than I do. FML
Today, my phone rang while I was home alone. When I picked up, all I could hear was heavy breathing. Convinced it was one of my friends playing a joke, I said loudly, "Get off the phone, you fucker, and don't call back!" It turned out it was my grandma. She had been having a stroke. FML
Today, the police turned up. It turns out the girl I slept with two nights ago was burgled. She told my great aunt, who happens to live next door to her. They then told my grandparents, who then told my mum. I'm now a suspect. FML
Today, my grandpa, a married high school teacher, got arrested for having an inappropriate relationship with a female student. Hearing the news, I called my grandma crying. Not only is he most likely going to jail, but in seven months I will have a new aunt who is eighteen years younger than me. FML
Today, some cops came to my house saying that the neighbors thought the party I was having was too loud and obnoxious. It was my grandmother's 86 birthday party. FML
Today, I was on the phone with my senile grandma, when I told her I had to go because I had an appointment at the clinic. For some reason, she assumed I was talking about an abortion clinic, and started raging at me and calling me a murderer. FML
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Top comments
jemmers 13
Go grandma! At least she had fun.
kjcamaro3 5
Come on granny....roll those hooters back up!
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Comments (157)
Feedmyaddiction5 14
Graphic. That sucks.
BarDownDaily 12
Pics or it didn't happen.
gamercanadian 11
I got pulled over for no reason, I ask y u pull me over cop goes just in case !!! Da hell right
isitinmybedroom 11
Do you like cheese?
kyarush 10
Making the best of her years. This is a problem?
DontModMeDammit 10
At least she wasn't run over by a reindeer.
pyromania21 0
hey could be a hot granny to wanna show off like that or could be a fat saggy wrinkly leathery skinned old broad with a lil too much booze in her
SecretMe00 5
Sounds like granny had a more exciting new year than I did. Very eventful.
bitchesbecrazy2 4
Are they sure it just wasn't Jeff Tremaine in a suit?
bitchesbecrazy2 4
Are they sure it just wasn't Jeff Tremaine in a suit?
FarSide 23
ANY exposure by Grandma is indecent.
periwinkle95 10
Score 1 for Granny.
ShroomsOnAcid 17
I bet there's at least one grandma reading these comments, crying. :(
Zeppelin1969 5
Thank you, OP, for an image of my own grandmother that will never come out of my head...
AssTard 15
And a grandpa too, thinking "No more nude grannies"? :(
hbbs93 6
Am I the only one that thought if the grandma on Raising Hope after reading this FML?
ilyWoods 5
This is hilarious! She is human, doesn't really matter how old you get, still have to live a little :) WTG Granny!
jemmers 13
Go grandma! At least she had fun.
mango260 9
Jail isn't fun, poor grandma :(
BeaterOfTheDrums 15
Poor grandma? I heard as soon as she got there, she immediately destroyed to biggest inmate.
BeaterOfTheDrums 15
*the.
Teehee2 0
bake them cookies Lucille!!
michaelscott23 7
33 is right. Jail isn't fun. Gramma might get ass raped there. Ass rape=no fun
B0NER 2
Run away granny
Meowingtons500 18
Grannies gone wild: new years edition.
floresmarquezhah 0
3: nice name.
manlikebanana 0
^^ roflmfao... I would buy that
kjcamaro3 5
Come on granny....roll those hooters back up!
ZDK5498 6
grandma is the alpha-hooter.
monkeysareyummy 0
I've seen worse.. Don't ask.
moop256 10
She's just getting senile
ICATiger 13
Nanny Mcfanny??
alicebrowniie 1
lol mate
joshuaUNWRITTEN 0
Some Grandmas are just Amazing!!
AnthonyN 5
Y.O.L.O.
MikeDa1Da 14
Shut the **** up.
chels1994 11
In all honesty, I don't even know what this means...am I the only one?
ICATiger 13
What does that mean?
flockz 20
yapping ovary licking ostriches
ICATiger 13
Yapping.ovary.licking.oreos
flockz 20
or Yearning Olive Liver Oil.
ICATiger 13
Damn it flockz i'll never be as smart as you......... but i still love oreos :)
oakland43 6
You Only Live Once
ShroomsOnAcid 17
Yucky Opium Laced Oysters
chels1994 11
Well she had a good new year...
crazyquestions 4
Awww that sucks...Grandma got away again...