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Today, I was walking with my girlfriend when she began skipping ahead of me and out in to the street. I saw a car coming right at her so I tackled her to the ground to save her. Turns out the car was stopping and was never going to hit her, and my girlfriend doesn't appreciate concussions. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38586) - you deserved it (8760)

On 05/12/2009 at 3:49am - misc - by Biggie (man) - United States (Maine)

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