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By Biggie - 12/05/2009 07:49 - United States

Today, I was walking with my girlfriend when she began skipping ahead of me and out in to the street. I saw a car coming right at her so I tackled her to the ground to save her. Turns out the car was stopping and was never going to hit her, and my girlfriend doesn't appreciate concussions. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/01/2013 10:30 - United States - Wichita

Today, I went to a concert with my girlfriend. Some guy grabbed her ass, and I tried to fight him. I ended up with a concussion and a messed up jaw. Her? Oh, she beat the shit out of him while I was unconscious. FML

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You dolt!

By ilovefootball - 07/09/2009 19:21 - United States

Today, I was walking on a busy street. I saw this beautiful blonde walking across the street and a car was coming. I wanted to be like in the movies where the guy pushes the girl out of the way so she doesn't get hit. I accidentally pushed her the wrong way. Right into the car. FML

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Romantic move

By soomeone - 16/02/2010 19:28 - United States

Today, I went to the movies with my girlfriend. As I started putting my arm around her, I hit her in the face. FML

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Move!

By Anonymous - 07/05/2009 19:11 - Italy

Today, I was walking to class with my roommate. She didn't notice the car coming up behind her because her headphones were in. As I pulled her out of the way, she thought I was goofing around and shoved me back... in front of the car. I got hit and rolled off the hood. FML

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You deserved it 6 572

Skittish

By sheWontbeOnMyZombieApocteam - 12/07/2015 19:56 - United States - Killeen

Today, while walking home with my girlfriend we decided to take a shortcut in the woods. After hearing a huge noise, she pushed me and ran. FML

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You deserved it 2 875

By dxplq876 - 17/03/2009 03:13 - United States

Today, I was walking out of the grocery store and out of no where, a car backing up pretty fast speeds downs the parking lot and hits me, causing me to fall down and drop all of the groceries. The woman jumped out of her car, not to help me, but to carefully check her bumper for scratches. FML

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You deserved it 4 673

By Anonymous - 19/10/2014 01:23 - United States - South Salem

Today, I tried to propose to my girlfriend, but I was so nervous that I had a panic attack, fainted and split my head open. My girlfriend then fainted at the sight of the blood. An onlooker had to call an ambulance for both of us. FML

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You deserved it 4 139

By holy sleet - 29/11/2013 21:49 - United States - Rochester

Today, while ice-skating with my girlfriend, I tried to do what they do in the movies and make her gently fall into my arms. Instead she slipped, fell, and hit her head on the ice. FML

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You deserved it 41 762

By Anonymous - 25/01/2017 02:00

Today, I was driving to work, following my girlfriend's car. I looked down to change the radio station and felt a large bump. I rear-ended my girlfriend. FML

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Classic scam

By Anonymous - 01/07/2017 06:00 - United States - New Hyde Park

Today, I was driving when a woman started crossing the street against the light at the upcoming intersection, so I slammed on the brakes and stopped short of hitting her. That's when she intentionally jumped onto my car and started screaming that I had "mowed her down". The cops believed her. FML

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You deserved it 306

Cessari 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 16:04

LOL You've been watching too many super hero movies

Shihaby 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 16:03

It's the thought that counts.

Comments

Indiana_fml 4

Thursday 14 May 2009 12:51

#50, you are awesome!

justxdream 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 19:35

#1. lets not get too excited or anything...

morganlee 7

Thursday 14 May 2009 20:45

awww how nice are you it's the thought that counts! :)

prettybritty 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 23:12

yeah #76 is a loser! thats so cute :) I'd appreciate a concussion if my bf gave it to me trying to save my life.

razorface 0

Friday 15 May 2009 3:39

aww that is so sweet. she should appreatie it that you tried to save her life and put your own life in danger so hers wasnt. i think that is very noble and chivalrous. there should be more men like you.

can_sympathize56 0

Friday 15 May 2009 4:37

It's the thought that counts. In this case, it probably can't count very high.

Mnemo_fml 0

Friday 15 May 2009 7:41

Wouldn't the car have tackled her to the ground as well? YDI.

l33tm0nk3y 0

Friday 15 May 2009 20:28

#101, a person tackling you to the ground is going to be a lot less harmful than a car doing so. Hopefully OP's girlfriend will forgive him for being a little overzealous. Personally, I prolly would have done the same. I'd rather girlfriend a concussion trying to save her from what turned out to be a nonthreat than have her get hit by a car knowing I could have done something but didn't. Nothing wrong with playing it safe.

Jadieexx23 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 2:06

this would DEFFINATLY happen with me and my boyfriend. :)

AG_Pennypacker 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 13:27

If the car stopped it was either going really slow or ages away I don't think tackling her was necessary if you were that worried you should have pulled her back instead of throwing yourself on her.