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Today, while shopping at Wal-Mart, a guy grabbed my butt. When I turned around to slap him, he shook his head, said "Nice ass but such an ugly face", then walked away. I've never been told I'm ugly before. FML

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The real FML is that you were shopping at Wal-Mart

#4 - On 01/01/2012 at 3:26am by YayFlameWarz

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Gotta love Walmart.

#1 - On 01/01/2012 at 3:22am by candiicane

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