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Today, I found out that the neighbor I'd given a bottle of wine to for Christmas is a recovering alcoholic. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27007) - you deserved it (6473)

On 12/31/2011 at 1:48am - misc - by thechimpchapter - United States (Oklahoma)

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The guy's like, "Eh, one sip wouldn't hurt".

#1 - On 12/31/2011 at 6:11am by Kypopz

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Well that be a great story he can tell his AA

#3 - On 12/31/2011 at 6:15am by ICATiger

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