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Today, I found out my girlfriend starts fights with me over text because apparently, when I'm arguing with someone, I stop speaking in "annoying shorthand" and am grammatically correct. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8956) - you deserved it (33723)

On 12/29/2011 at 5:06pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

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Your girlfriend sounds like the kind of girl I'd like, were I not gay.

#2 - On 12/29/2011 at 5:56pm by IntoTheClouds

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She's right. Shorthand like that is annoying.

Itz rly annoyn 2 c dis wen u cn easili typ prprly n d same amt f tym.

#9 - On 12/29/2011 at 5:59pm by 5t3ff1k4h

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