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Today, a student came in late to class, and there were only a couple of seats available. I waved her over offering her the seat beside me with the quip, "It's OK, you can sit by me. I don't smell or anything." I realized after she sat down that she actually did. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17866) - you deserved it (3373)

On 12/21/2011 at 10:33am - misc - by Derpina - United States (Louisiana)

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"oh i'm sorry! that seat is actually reserved for someone who doesn't smell like ass. i see a seat in the back corner perfect for you."

#8 - On 12/21/2011 at 1:01pm by flockz

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Yes, I know what it's like to smell horrible. She could either not use deoderant or have what I have, hyper hydrosis. With it you sweat no matter WHAT, even with clinical strength deods, pills, powders, everything. Even the surgery to suck out the extra sweat glands rarely works. Teens who go through it like me have a horrible time.

#12 - On 12/21/2011 at 1:07pm by Karma_apoc

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