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Today, a student came in late to class, and there were only a couple of seats available. I waved her over offering her the seat beside me with the quip, "It's OK, you can sit by me. I don't smell or anything." I realized after she sat down that she actually did. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23820) - you deserved it (4645)

On 12/21/2011 at 10:33am - misc - by Derpina - United States (Louisiana)

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"oh i'm sorry! that seat is actually reserved for someone who doesn't smell like ass. i see a seat in the back corner perfect for you."

#8 - On 12/21/2011 at 1:01pm by flockz

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Use some febreze

#5 - On 12/21/2011 at 12:58pm by that1guyyy

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