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I refuse to swim in any natural body of water. Been like that since I was a kid.
Too many variables - fish, vegetation, rocks, dead things... I'll take a swimming pool any day.
You're lucky it didn't swim up in your urethra. This happened to me years ago. I still feel a burning sensation every time I piss.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 24 July 2015