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Today, I decided to light a candle in my room. Since fire intrigues me, I put an old brochure into it. Paper burns fast, and now my carpet has a big, black burn mark. FML


I agree, your life sucks (6126) - you deserved it (66601)

On 11/29/2011 at 10:13pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

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I get being a pyro, but there is no excuse for being an idiot

#5 - On 11/30/2011 at 2:31am by boycrazy30007

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I really hate to say this, but you definitely deserved it.

#2 - On 11/30/2011 at 2:29am by ILoveEggnog

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