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Today, I decided to light a candle in my room. Since fire intrigues me, I put an old brochure into it. Paper burns fast, and now my carpet has a big, black burn mark. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (3928) - you deserved it (45794)

On 11/29/2011 at 10:13pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

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