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Today, a guy lost control of his umbrella in the wind, which then hit me in the eye, making me bleed. He screamed at me for trying to steal his umbrella. People laughed. FML

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On 11/29/2011 at 6:59pm - misc - by anon - United Kingdom (London)

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That sucks and embarrassing.

#2 - On 11/30/2011 at 2:31am by akagopher

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He was probably embarrassed, because people tend to laugh when someone loses control of an umbrella due to wind. It's a funny sight.

When the umbrella hurt you, he probably didn't know how to handle his embarrassment and opted to make you out as the villain. He's an asshat.

Hope your eye is okay, that really does suck.

#8 - On 11/30/2011 at 2:39am by wisese

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