Today, a guy lost control of his umbrella in the wind, which then hit me in the eye, making me bleed. He screamed at me for trying to steal his umbrella. People laughed. FML
by anon / 11/29/2011 at 6:59pm / United Kingdom (London) / Miscellaneous
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That sucks and embarrassing.
#2 - On 11/30/2011 at 2:31am by akagopher
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May as well of stolen it, then swiftly inserted said umbrella in idiots anus
#6 - On 11/30/2011 at 2:38am by stuth186
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