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Today, I shaved half my eyebrow off trying to shave my uni-brow. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12419) - you deserved it (19568)

On 11/26/2011 at 11:52am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)

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Tweezers.

#1 - On 11/26/2011 at 12:55pm by Rachel1987

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Well, on the bright side, you don't have a
uni-brow anymore!

#5 - On 11/26/2011 at 12:58pm by nellieelectron

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