Today, I was walking through my house when I noticed bits of plaster falling from the ceiling. Against all logic, I looked up, receiving a fragment directly in the eyeball. FML
by swirkishly / 11/24/2011 at 11:06am / United States (Kentucky) / Miscellaneous
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And then your 800lb aunt fell on you from the second story bathroom, where she was receiving a sponge bath from midgets.
#6 - On 11/24/2011 at 1:04pm by Keyman1212
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Ceilings are bastards
#5 - On 11/24/2011 at 1:03pm by j_cat187
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