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Today, I had a very long, complicated talk with my girlfriend. Apparently, since she isn't religious, she doesn't have to give anyone Christmas presents, and yet expects everyone to give her some. She then told me what I should get her. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27757) - you deserved it (3565)

On 11/19/2011 at 12:50pm - misc - by John (man) - United Kingdom (Cornwall)

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Get her a bible :)

#4 - On 11/19/2011 at 5:34pm by ThatGenericGuy

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a hard fucking????

#2 - On 11/19/2011 at 5:33pm by ChampionKO

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