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Today, I woke up next to my girlfriend. When she asked me to pick up her thong from behind my bed I realized there were two. I didn't pick up hers. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13203) - you deserved it (146911)

On 02/09/2009 at 7:41pm - misc - by Dulieu (man) - United States (Rhode Island)

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i hope she dumped you

#1 - On 02/09/2009 at 9:46pm by the one

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sorry man. no sympathy for cheaters. you had to get caught eventually

#5 - On 02/09/2009 at 10:30pm by concerned

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